Electric motorcycle hobbiest tries to do a burnout

“I’ve got about 30,000 – $40,000 into this bike”

“There you have it, he’s gunna be doing the burnout and we wish him luck.”

Guess what happens?

My last day at UT

d.o.t.d.d.

Deal Of The Day Dogs.

Ring design based on the model of the AIDS virus

What the FUCK are you doing?!?

sheboygan’s made the big time

The only place in the news that Sheboygan seems to show up…Yahoo’s Odd News

Ahh, the never-ending intelligence of our fine citizens….

um….so are we going to keep this site?

greenpeace evaluates electronics manufacturers

Greenpeace just released the latest results of the “Green-ness” of top-tier electronics manufacturers. Some interesting scores on the grading scale.

Link to the press release

desperation

With a recession either in progress on the way and/or a depression looming, people are getting desperate. Gold is now going for $1,000/oz, gas is $3.30 a gallon, and at the same time people are burning their houses down to try and get out of the nightmare that is a forclosure.

This is going to get real interesting, real fast…

denied

30,000 fans + diamond ring + marriage proposal = priceless

MEGAFAIL

*UPDATE* # of posts by users

Dpixel8 – 23

Turboflat4 – 4

Geoff – 3

Stupidmop – 1

…you mean….natural male enhancement…..doesn’t work?!?

Enzyte’s Steve Warshak (And His Mom) Found Guilty!

Hooray! Steve Warshak, the snake oil salesman responsible for Enzyte (and consequently for those awful “Smiling Bob” ads) was found guilty today of conspiracy to commit mail fraud, bank fraud, and money laundering. So was his mom.

D.O.T.D.D. – doc vtec YO!

1994 Honda Civic Hatchback SI 58,000 miles……$10,000

Hindsight is always 20/20

Just ran across this old article and got a good chuckle out of it.

Quotey quote:

“Kmart has decided not to carry Blu-ray players due to their high prices, instead focusing solely on HD DVD this holiday. While it may no longer be the bastion of discount stores it once was, Kmart’s move highlights the problems facing Sony’s format as HD DVD continues to get cheaper.”

Must be a bunch of shirtless dudes….

apparently daddy’s M5 can’t fly after all

Kid’s daddy bought him a 2008 M5(what a dumb fuck)

Shortly,
Kid took four friends with him on a 100+ mph joyride down a private air strip, went airbourne and hit a tree 16 ft above the ground. All dead. Car demolished beyond recognition. Vid on article site

hypocrisy at its best

I don’t think any other word is needed. This is what the rapper Nas wore to the grammys.

“Consumer Advocacy” is dpixel8′s Middle Name

Just ran across an article that interested me, but didn’t hold my attention long enough to read it in its entirety. I thought to myself, “this would be and article and reaction posting better suited to Dpixel8″. And here it is. With tangy, bite-size snippet.

“There is little oversight of a system retailers call “civil recovery,” created by special laws passed in all 50 states. With no proof of theft, the retailers demand money — often $200 but sometimes far more — and promise to avoid suing if it is paid quickly. Laws vary by state, but in general, retailers can demand these sums even if the item at issue was worth far less and was quickly recovered and put back on the shelf. “

Dpixel8, RTFA

“THUD”

Holy fuck, this is hilarious. Make sure you have sound on when watching this dipshit.

Invisibility to CCTV cameras

This German exibition is showcasing bright infrared LED devices that overwhelm the CCDs in security cameras, allowing you to move through modern society in relative privacy. I used this as a gimmick in my story I, Robot — now I want to own one!

The URA / FILOART developed device promises to the citizens of a more reliable protection against security measures of the state (and other Überwachenden). In addition to monitoring purposes organised systems interaction between man and machine is still IR.ASC an additional interaction between machines dar. This absurd accumulation of technology is symptomatic, because although the entire expense of the protection measures for the alleged safety of citizens is made, the person slips on the importance scale of the current security plan ever deeper down.

via: boingboing.net

We can do that source thing too!

Microsoft, despite what you may think, is totally hip and cool. Wait…. no.

“Mike: fucking SQL Girl?

did anyone make any injection jokes?”