Confessions of a car salesman

This is a really insightful read. They hired a new writer, and the guy went undercover for a few months to see what it’s really like to be a car salesman.

Confessions of a car salesman

US Open Smoke Free

John Daly isn’t going to be able to enjoy himself quite the same way this year at the US Open, which starts today.

US Open bans smoking for the first time

My last day at UT

d.o.t.d.d.

Deal Of The Day Dogs.

Ring design based on the model of the AIDS virus

I’m pressin charges

“Old lady said something to her supposedly.”

Casino security

Probably a lot of obvious stuff here, but an interesting read.

Engineer built systems used by up to half the world’s casinos

Ruins of Neverland Ranch

Pictures and article showing the state of Neverland Ranch.

The merry-go-round stands rusting and lifeless. An elaborate floral display that used to stand proudly at the front of the mansion has wilted, leaving just bare earth.

The tepees are collapsing in on themselves and a tent covering the bumper cars is falling to bits.

Keep your eyes on the….road?!

This guy sees everything. Wait till the end.

Ridin’ Dirty

Sleeping around with an STD?  Add insult to injury by letting your recent partners know with a free, personalized e-card! The different cities have different available cards, and you can send them anonymously! I love you, internets

denied

30,000 fans + diamond ring + marriage proposal = priceless

MEGAFAIL

Jimmy Kimmel is F*cking Ben Affleck

If it’s on youtube, it’s gotta be true, right?

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EDIT: Here’s the background on this:

During his post-Oscars show, Jimmy Kimmel aired his rebuttal to Sarah Silverman’s hilarious video “I’m Fucking Matt Damon.” What you’re about to see is the star-studded video for “I’m Fucking Ben Affleck.” And, seriously, this thing has everybody: Brad Pitt, Harrison Ford, Robin Williams, McLovin and classically-trained Josh Groban

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EDIT: Kimmels burns Daemon good on his show