Sadly George Carlin passed away on Sunday at 71. I always liked George because he spoke his mind and wasn’t afraid to be honest and cut through the bullshit.
His Seven Dirty Words skit is probably what he’s most well known for, but my favorite has gotta be his “Religion is Bullshit”. Check it out below. Rest in Peace George, you will be missed.
The title pretty much says it all..
As some of you already know — dpixel8 and I have been playing GTA4 on ps3 just about every day since it’s release. Just thought it was interesting that rockstar has already put an update out for the game, just over a week after the game’s release. Sounds like somebody fucked up on testing doesn’t it? 
There’s tons of info out there on the update, here’s one, which includes reports of not all freezes being take care of with the patch.
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Alli is a new weight loss drug from GlaxoSmithKline, one of America’s largest drug manufacturers.
alli™ is the only FDA approved, over-the-counter weight loss product. But it’s more than just a pill. It’s an innovative weight loss program. The pill works by preventing your body from absorbing some of the fat you eat. And the program includes an individually tailored, online action plan to help you lose weight safely and gradually.
However, there might just be one or two “minor” side effects like “oily spotting, loose stools, and more frequent stools that may be hard to control.” What does that mean? Find out what these side effects mean in lay mans terms. Trust me, whether you’re a fatty or not, it’s worth reading.
“Russia plans to build an orbital plant for the production of spacecraft (link to sketchy Google translation of the Russian original) that are too big to build planetside, or are just too bulky to fire into orbit once built. Presumably these are the ships we would fly to the Moon and Mars. Plans seem to be rather sparse at the moment, with the tentative construction date set for 2020, after the ISS is scheduled for decommissioning.”
Am I the only one who things this isn’t a great idea? Not to say we can do anything about it..
Want more T? Check out his view on fashion!
“everybody gotta wear clothes, and if you don’t you’ll get arrested”
Heard about this today from some Jewish guy I know and thought it would be something worth sharing. As the title implies, it’s about the US government and the “war” on drugs. I”m always down with documentaries on how the government is behind things, so I figured this would be worth sharing. It’s on Showtime and OnDemand.
Check this out for details:
http://www.americandrugwar.com/
On the topic of Government conspiracy shit, check out Who Killed the Electric Car and regardless of whether you like Michael Moore or not, check out Sicko for an interesting look at the American health care system. Obviously both are skewed just like I’m sure American Drug War is, but it does make you think a bit to the shit you hear on the news.
Don’t be a fucking sheep.
Well hooray for Japan.. USA Today reports that Japan has robots that are starting to enter daily life. As cool that may sound to some people, it scares the living shit outta me.
At a university lab in a Tokyo suburb, engineering students are wiring a rubbery robot face to simulate six basic expressions: anger, fear, sadness, happiness, surprise and disgust.
Hooked up to a database of words clustered by association, the robot — dubbed Kansei, or “sensibility” — responds to the word “war” by quivering in what looks like disgust and fear. It hears “love,” and its pink lips smile.
I’m telling you, we’re on our way. Robots will be the end of us all.
If it’s on youtube, it’s gotta be true, right?
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EDIT: Here’s the background on this:
During his post-Oscars show, Jimmy Kimmel aired his rebuttal to Sarah Silverman’s hilarious video “I’m Fucking Matt Damon.” What you’re about to see is the star-studded video for “I’m Fucking Ben Affleck.” And, seriously, this thing has everybody: Brad Pitt, Harrison Ford, Robin Williams, McLovin and classically-trained Josh Groban
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EDIT: Kimmels burns Daemon good on his show
A woman found this dude yanking it in a stairwell and she called the cops. They showed up and arrested the naked man, and here’s the best part: he spent the 40 minute drive back to the police station continuing “with his manual labour.” One assumes the cops got him to finally stop at the station, which is where they discovered that he’s known in the area “for holding his own in difference churches and other public places.”
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Right after I bought my Wii, I played Wii Sports all the damn time just like everybody else. After breaking a sweat from many rounds of boxing and baseball, I thought to myself, how cool would this be if you could actually get in shape playing video games? Thats where Wii Fit comes in, right?
The strange thing is, according to a chief Nintendo designer Shigeru Miyamoto , is that it’s not actually intended to make you fit.
Hmm.. maybe next time they can work on the name a little more.
(Check out more from kotaku.com)
Lieutenant Allegedly Uses Taser on Cow
ROGERS, Ark. (AP) — Police are conducting an internal investigation into an allegation that a lieutenant used his stun gun to shock a cow and shared a videotape of the incident with other department employees.
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